Last year we had "yes means yes" and "hate crimes" being expanded to unwanted flirting. 2017 is starting off with a bang by punishing men for being accused of non-consensual cuddling by their exes. 

Are you ready to walk away from women yet?

Purdue kicks out ROTC student after girlfriend accuses him of snuggling without consent
http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/30920/

Intro/Outro Music: "Earthy Crust" by Jingle Punks. Courtesy of the YouTube Audio Library.
Background Music: Last Kiss Goodnight by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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